When a girl who doesn’t know how to write “apple” send me a request on FB.


When I bump into my uncle in a sex-shop.


When she wants to go out with her buddies.


When someone asks me why I hate boys.


When I jump from my sexual activity to bar room philosophy.


When a friend tells me she’s in love after 2 days.


How I felt at my first pride float.


When I finish my job one hour earlier.


How a butch solves a problem.

How a lipstick does.


When she wants me to have a shopping trip with her.