When a girl who doesn’t know how to write “apple” send me a request on FB.
When I bump into my uncle in a sex-shop.
When she wants to go out with her buddies.
When someone asks me why I hate boys.
When I jump from my sexual activity to bar room philosophy.
When a friend tells me she’s in love after 2 days.
How I felt at my first pride float.
When I finish my job one hour earlier.
How a butch solves a problem.
How a lipstick does.
When she wants me to have a shopping trip with her.