When a girl who doesn’t know how to write “apple” send me a request on FB.

When I bump into my uncle in a sex-shop.

When she wants to go out with her buddies.

When someone asks me why I hate boys.

When I jump from my sexual activity to bar room philosophy.

When a friend tells me she’s in love after 2 days.

How I felt at my first pride float.

When I finish my job one hour earlier.

How a butch solves a problem.

How a lipstick does.

When she wants me to have a shopping trip with her.